drewchainzzzz:

"Hey remember that time you…"

Yes. I remember every embarrassing thing I have ever done and chances are it keeps me up at night

french:

me walking in school:

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me walking out of school:

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ima1ing:

spankkitten:

malformalady:

Octopus eggs Photo credit: Simon Chandra

FUN FACT: These eggs are evil. Octopus babies are evil. Let me tell you why. The octopus mother lays her eggs in a cave roof and spends 6 months guarding them from potential predators and swaying the eggs with her tentacle so they get oxygen. This means she doesn’t eat or sleep until they hatch. When the octopus babies hatch, she dies from fatigue and starvation. THEN THEY FUCKING EAT HER. THEY EAT THEIR MOTHER WHO DIED BECAUSE SHE WAS LOOKING AFTER THEM. THEY. EAT. HER.

This sounds like what my mother said i did to her

ima1ing:

spankkitten:

malformalady:

Octopus eggs

Photo credit: Simon Chandra

FUN FACT: These eggs are evil. Octopus babies are evil. Let me tell you why. The octopus mother lays her eggs in a cave roof and spends 6 months guarding them from potential predators and swaying the eggs with her tentacle so they get oxygen. This means she doesn’t eat or sleep until they hatch. When the octopus babies hatch, she dies from fatigue and starvation. THEN THEY FUCKING EAT HER. THEY EAT THEIR MOTHER WHO DIED BECAUSE SHE WAS LOOKING AFTER THEM. THEY. EAT. HER.

This sounds like what my mother said i did to her

Anonymous said: spoiler alert: they all die in the end

tsarbucks:

communistbakery:

what is this a spoiler for ??

life

*no longer hit you up first*

dantethescrub:

*never gets hit up again*

me:i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
...
me:and you know what else? [2000 word rant]
gnarly:

jealous guys be like

gnarly:

jealous guys be like

(Source: sukish)

unclefather:

jesuschristvevo:

would you like some cream cheese on your beagle

keep your cream cheese away from my dog

taylorsvift:

me: becky are you high?

becky:

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eludednightmares:


You’d know something about that wouldn’t you HANNAH MONTANNA

eludednightmares:

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You’d know something about that wouldn’t you HANNAH MONTANNA

(Source: havegotthatglitteronmyeyes)

jarrodforever:

this is real

jarrodforever:

this is real

(Source: carolxne)

peppermintdickgrayson:

I wanna know how this story plays out.

(Source: suckmydick-grayson)

the-white-burns:

ah yes, the most terrifying and aggressive dog ever: the pitbull

(Source: hordies4lyfe)

uglyiguana:

This is probably the scariest thing I’ve ever seen

uglyiguana:

This is probably the scariest thing I’ve ever seen