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police officer:you're under arrest for shooting someone in the chest
me:whoever made the rhyme did the crime(:
police officer:haha i have to give you credit for that one dude you're off the hook

autosage:

things to say if someone asks why you are so quiet

  • "i don’t have much to say"
  • (shrug with a smile)
  • "i like listening"
  • (with clenched teeth) “there are wasps in my mouth”
  

hellasquishyprincess:

jerryterry:

Did you know that M83’s Midnight City and Smash Mouth’s All Star have a tempo difference of only 1 BPM?

I hate this so fucking much omg

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

play this at my funeral so that the world will know how i lived 

(Source: movinkindaslow)

gr4ceffa:

this video was a ride from start to finish

aliwav:

weloveshortvideos:

TURN UP!!

I love this

taywad:

I want to feel this good

(Source: cocaineteas)

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yappanese:

Why this so gotdamn true

yappanese:

Why this so gotdamn true

(Source: rhaenyrra)

angrynerdyblogger:

I wish there was some sort of blanket you could cover yourself with but it didn’t make you warm it just provided the sensation of being covered because some nights it’s just too hot for a blanket but I need something covering me so it’s a choice between boiling to death or being completely vulnerable to monsters

tattookink:

when you at a family event and somebody say ‘all the boys gone be chasing after you’

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trogdorthe-burninator:

daves-applejuice:

qodtiers:

i fucking looked up eggs with legs and i’m

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why are they in a cage?

otherwise they’ll eggscape

(Source: tsunbeare)