unskinny:

I hope Miss Claudette is okay.

littleredpartydress:

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he looks like a 75 year old woman with a meth addiction

bunsen:

when u make a joke only u and ur friend get

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filthycalum:

mashocake:

5sostrum:

parudise:

I JUST SAW THIS ON TWITTER AND IM DYING OF LAUGHTER I CANT

'DO YOU OWN LESBIAN PORN?'

HAHAHAHHAHA THIS MADE MY DAY

“VAGINAL EXCRETER”

i’m sad and i want to have a lot of sex
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(Source: sukish)

Watching Hunger Games
Book Katniss:This was my dad's jacket
Movie Katniss:My dad was a woman's size 4

(Source: dumbesttweets)

(Source: lolgifs.net)

seliebercrush:

I CAN’T BREATH

seliebercrush:

I CAN’T BREATH

heyfunniest:

you know she dead

heyfunniest:

you know she dead

(Source: feel-insane)

stoleyogirl:

when you see ur squad while you out with your parentsimage

psyducked:

GOTTA GET THAT BACON

psyducked:

GOTTA GET THAT BACON

jonasnightingay:

somebody please let this man retire 

(Source: chiltons-tum)

Me:i'm over my crush
Crush:hey
Me:nvm