(Source: owlturdcomix)

jetgreguar:

tommy imma let u in on a secret
im lit as fuck rn

jetgreguar:

tommy imma let u in on a secret

im lit as fuck rn

(Source: fyeahgoofyanimatedfaces)

swonb:

ambulanceinertia:

Why do some Targets have those big red concrete orbs out in front of them what purpose do those big red concrete orbs serve

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masterblaster:

theeasyvirtue:

masterblaster:

We ordered lube and rubbers online and because we spent more than $20 they sent us a free (too-big-to-use) dildo. So…

to big to use….?

You know, I’m glad you asked, because it allows me to print a correction.
I originally said it was too big to use, but yesterday I learned an important lesson about determination and believing in yourself.

masterblaster:

theeasyvirtue:

masterblaster:

We ordered lube and rubbers online and because we spent more than $20 they sent us a free (too-big-to-use) dildo. So…

to big to use….?

You know, I’m glad you asked, because it allows me to print a correction.

I originally said it was too big to use, but yesterday I learned an important lesson about determination and believing in yourself.

kobetyrant:

GOODBYE

stability:

precumming:

I want kids so bad

so go to a playground and take one stupid where do u think kids come from

miucciapet:

android commercial: *proves that they’re better than iphones in every way possible*

me: …and?

catchaglimpseofalleble:

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

Oh i get it now.

catchaglimpseofalleble:

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

Oh i get it now.

brolinapproved:

catchaglimpseofalleble:

nikkysclit:

Can you not?

AHG, I fucked this up!

omfg I’ve seen the high school musical post about 15 times and I’ve never understood why it had so many notes. Now I finally understand

brolinapproved:

catchaglimpseofalleble:

nikkysclit:

Can you not?

AHG, I fucked this up!

omfg I’ve seen the high school musical post about 15 times and I’ve never understood why it had so many notes. Now I finally understand

(Source: doctor-in-a-policebox)

(Source: nasai)

niggaimdeadass:

Cleanse me Lord… Rid me of this white skin

(Source: pleatedjeans)

alexbluebonnets:

Holy shit.

alexbluebonnets:

Holy shit.

sectumseverus19:

p0king-sm0t:

dolly-kitten:

SCRUB DUB DUB GOAT IN A TUB

How can you not reblog a soapy baby goat

Goats make me laugh because when they make goat noises their tongue goes out.

sectumseverus19:

p0king-sm0t:

dolly-kitten:

SCRUB DUB DUB GOAT IN A TUB

How can you not reblog a soapy baby goat

Goats make me laugh because when they make goat noises their tongue goes out.

(Source: babygoatsandfriends)

pennylessproud:

when the teacher comes around to collect your homework

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homogenix:

throwbacksongs:

Britney Spears - Everytime