|police officer:||you're under arrest for shooting someone in the chest|
|me:||whoever made the rhyme did the crime(:|
|police officer:||haha i have to give you credit for that one dude you're off the hook|
things to say if someone asks why you are so quiet
- "i don’t have much to say"
- (shrug with a smile)
- "i like listening"
- (with clenched teeth) “there are wasps in my mouth”
this video was a ride from start to finish
I wish there was some sort of blanket you could cover yourself with but it didn’t make you warm it just provided the sensation of being covered because some nights it’s just too hot for a blanket but I need something covering me so it’s a choice between boiling to death or being completely vulnerable to monsters
when you at a family event and somebody say ‘all the boys gone be chasing after you’